Ventilation is "Happening"

Venue : Services Lecture
Date : 14/06/10
Performers :
Mrs. Claps-a-lot (like Sir Lancelot from Robin hood for the unenlightened)
The Saiyans. (This would refer to the students of a certain batch)
The Saiyans enter the room and take their seats.
Some of them find the weather a bit too tropical.
The windows are shut.
Air Conditioners are turned on (notice usage of proper terminology... it's a services lecture after all) along with the fans (Ceiling Fans - axial propeller kind)
The door creaks open... everyone takes a collective gasp.
It's Mrs. Claps-a-lot...
She enters the room with a peculiar paper in her hand... a paper which bears the names of all the 'Saiyans'.
For some unforeseen reasons which can never be proven or justified (like global warming) the door remains open... we glance enquiringly as to what might be preventing the usually swift transition of the door to the closed state.
And then there it is again - The hand,and this is where our story begins...
The Saiyans : Please let us close the door, Mrs.Claps-a-lot. The AC's are already switched on.
Mrs. Claps-a-lot : (Leers at us as if we have uttered something preposterous) There is no air in the room.
The Saiyans, not one of them is able to refute the validity of this divine proclamation.
Until next time... stay tuned...
Coming soon... photos...
P.S. Names changed for security reasons... and because it's "funner" to come up with preposterous nick names.